Obama Drama.

Setting
Barak Obama Rally, Downtown Grand Rapids

Exhibit A: Gas Station Knockoff Ray-Ban Sunglasses. Scarf. Olive Green Army Surplus Jacket, Ripped, Red Thread Mending.

Exhibit B: Woodland Mall Knockoff Ray-Ban Sunglasses. Silver Buttons-Up The Front White/Red Stars V-Neck Tee. Blue, White, Red Striped Pants. Four More Years Stapled On His Back.

Exhibit C: White Fifties-Style Sunglasses. Scarf. Vintage Gray, Purple, Brown, and Cerulean V-Neck Baggy Sweater. Fur-Hooded Faded Chocolate Brown Jacket. Mocs With Socks.

Exhibit D: No Sunglasses: He Does Not Own Any. Waist-Length Wavy Strawberry Blond Hair. Tie Dye Bandana. Caramel Leather Jacket.

Exhibit E: All In Tan And Desert Sandstorm. Waffle Shirt. Khakis.


A: "You want I should wipe da dead bugs off da windshield?" "We want Barak!"
B: "I'm Uncle Sam's illegitimate son," "Who's Obama?" "Want a cig for when Obama comes out?" (Directed toward a local contender for Judge)
C: "Chin up little Conor," "I saw Barak!"
D: Constant motion.
E: Driver. "Bitch!" "Well, thank you very much!"


Onlookers:

"You two are the Blues Brothers."
"Would you be willing to do a phone interview?"
"Can I bum a cigarette? This is the only time I will ask, don't worry."
"Hey it's, a Hipster bunch!"
"No, dude, no."
"Can I take your picture?"
"This is the Smoker's For Obama section."
"OH-BAM-AH! OH-BAM-AH!"